The

TS-05

Adaptive Emotional Discharger

It’s the ultimate confidant and a great listener. Simply open the lid, take a deep breath and confess your darkest secrets. Your guilty conscience will be guilty no more.



Testimonials

Big Vlad, 32 — Dayton, Ohio


“It’s the best confidant a guy like me can ask for.”

Mallory Sullivan, 21 — Los Angeles, California


“It’s a real good listener! Sometimes I wonder if it listens, even when it’s not plugged in.”

Frank Tremblay, 49 — Terrebonne, Québec


“I feel a lot better now!”

Shanice Williams, 52 — Jackson, Mississippi


“Now I can go on doing as I damn well please. IT’S THE BEST!”
Here’s Bill Bobson to tell you EVERYTHING about this wonderful device!